RANTS
‘Who rant by note, and through the gamut rage; in songs and airs express their martial fire; combat in trills, and in a fugue expire.’
– Joseph Addison, Poet / Playwright / Politician
MAC ATTACK
With its West Hollywood location currently back in construction and a soft-opening aimed for May 2019; according to numerous sources, the ‘masterminds’ behind the ‘famous Bottega Louie macarons’ are planning on making a special confection exclusively for its WeHo site. What is it, you ask? Unicorn, of course. … The tone deafness, however, didn’t stop there. The insensitivity apparently progressed rapidly to homophobia.
FRANCE WINS, BOTTEGA LOUSER
According to numerous sources, the commissary, located on 617 West 7th Street, which houses its pastry and bread departments, was void of any supervision for several hours on Sunday morning when its management team, including an Executive Chef, were at a bar watching the World Cup; leaving its staff to fare on their own.